Friday, December 19, 2008

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Most recently we had gotten quite a few requests to get dog the bounty hunter so we got his personal number from an inside source but its registered with the corporation in los angeles,Ca and well pranking him on that number would have for one drawn more attention to us that we don't need and for two it would have likely raised a red flag so we waited for our opportunity and dog himself eventually called as well as their lawyer and then lawyer's but we'll get into that later...anyway well at first we had to really think this gig out and to be honest we are always up for a challenge but we almost didn't do it because and well we have many reasons for this and its not their so called celebrity status (after all sarah palin, britney spears,arnold swartzeneger,mario lopez,ashton kutcher and other's didn't stop us so why would the dog?) its mainly because Beth (dog's wife)....you see Beth is a very smart lady mostly street smart and although it would have been well worth it, we would have been chancing too much and the prank wouldn't have gotten far.

Then we considered "young Blood" (dog's side kick) but come on...Hes all over the web for being arrested for indecent exposure oh and don't let us forget suspicion of attepted murder so I don't think he's a good target...I mean even we have standards, and he wouldn't be good for ratings. According to police documents "his lawyer, Brook Hart, said the incident was a misunderstanding."
I would think if you caught me in a parking lot fondling myself Im sure my lawyer would also claim there was a misunderstanding. **although tim has the last name chapman he is not blood related to duane "dog" chapman**

Then we considered Dog's son Duane Lee Chapman hes in his mid 30's and well he isn't quite out there yet although I'm sure he will be, but for now he is quiet and reserved and doesn't have much of a fan base and lets be honest we want to post what you want to hear.

Then there's "baby lyssa" dog's daughter shes in her early 20's and well I have a family myself and as innocent as she is...well lets just leave it at that (we love you baby lyssa and we hope you stay so innocent).

Then there's Leland Blane Chapman dogs other son he is 32 years old he has two beautiful sons of his own and is a wonderful father and does all he can for his family and from what we hear he is quite the ladies man and although he turns to his father for most of his issues we figured he would be the best target... two birds with one stone.


We got Leland Blane Chapman....And it turned out to funny and comical mainly because one of his lawyers is a clueless klutz lol.... It will be posted soon as it is still ongoing.

If my lawyers let an issue like that get past them I would have their heads on a platter, I mean come on he spoke to 6 different people with the same name all with variations in the story and who they were with. But I have to say that we have gone up against lawyers many times in the past and we would have ate the chapmans lawyers alive had it not been for the lead lawyer we'll call him mr. hotshot. If your reading this GOOD JOB Mr. Hot Shot.

**We will keep you updated on when that tape is out, at the moment it is still being worked on but it will be soon.**

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Me and my husband went there on vacation and we stopped in to buy t shirts at Da Kine bail bonds and the guys in there were so rude that I'm suprised that anyone wants to see dog or his family on tv or otherwise. Hes rude to the very people who made him who he is.

Kulani said...

Many of the people here in Hawaii have either seen or heard of the dog but he is nothing like how he featured, he is mean and rude to people. My 12 year old son wanted an autograph and was blown off.

Carlos Perez said...

I can't wait to see the newest update of the prank call on leland. And I would also like to request more calls by R.D Mercer and the girls. Those are funny

Elizabeth Deitz said...

I remember back when you were on the news and you all were facing charges because of govenor palin, Do you ever worry about being charged with a crime when doing prank calls?

Jack said...

I want to say that many of the calls that are made sound like you all are very young but you also sound like you are very smart. How old are you? And how can you afford a legal team to defend you in court as seen in the news?

Jessica said...

I think that dog is a good person and wants to help everyone and do right but it can be hard. Imagine what he goes through. But I am happy about the prank call, and i want to hear it. After all its just fun and games.

kiuleto said...

Thanks for the great entertainment! I hope that the dog tape comes out soon

Nick said...

I will be suprised if beth doesnt try to hunt you down. she should be the dog and dog should be the wife.

Leslie said...

I love the dog!

nilo said...

Thats messed up to prank celebrities like that, they are people too. and dog does alot of good for our comunity

Michael U said...

Will the prank call on leland be put up on http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/PrankPhone/PrankPhone.htm ?
I know that most of your calls are listed there, is that another one of your sites?

Joyce said...

Dog the bounty hunter? wtf? hes not a celebrity! he is just some dumb idiot who accidently got his own show. Even you phone crank calers are at an all time low.

Thomas P said...

The only reason people requested that was probably for leland, he is the only reason dog is even popular. I bet if leland ever leaves dog high and dry he will be screwed and his ratings will drop. He is a murderer and a criminal, run a background check and see yourself.

Peter said...

If you run Beth Chapman Or Alice Barmore (same person) through the state of Hawaii database for bond liscensing you will see that she is not liscensed. they trule are not celebrity's

Tera jackson said...

They are jerks and dog is a racist bas#$@%! I dont think you kids should have wasted your time giving him more publicity.

Anonymous said...

I keep checking back but still don't see the phone prank to Leland! Will it be up soon? And keep up the good work. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard. lol

Wes said...

How do you get celebrity phone numbers?