Most recently we had gotten quite a few requests to get dog the bounty hunter so we got his personal number from an inside source but its registered with the corporation in los angeles,Ca and well pranking him on that number would have for one drawn more attention to us that we don't need and for two it would have likely raised a red flag so we waited for our opportunity and dog himself eventually called as well as their lawyer and then lawyer's but we'll get into that later...anyway well at first we had to really think this gig out and to be honest we are always up for a challenge but we almost didn't do it because and well we have many reasons for this and its not their so called celebrity status (after all sarah palin, britney spears,arnold swartzeneger,mario lopez,ashton kutcher and other's didn't stop us so why would the dog?) its mainly because Beth (dog's wife)....you see Beth is a very smart lady mostly street smart and although it would have been well worth it, we would have been chancing too much and the prank wouldn't have gotten far.
Then we considered "young Blood" (dog's side kick) but come on...Hes all over the web for being arrested for indecent exposure oh and don't let us forget suspicion of attepted murder so I don't think he's a good target...I mean even we have standards, and he wouldn't be good for ratings. According to police documents "his lawyer, Brook Hart, said the incident was a misunderstanding."
I would think if you caught me in a parking lot fondling myself Im sure my lawyer would also claim there was a misunderstanding. **although tim has the last name chapman he is not blood related to duane "dog" chapman**
Then we considered Dog's son Duane Lee Chapman hes in his mid 30's and well he isn't quite out there yet although I'm sure he will be, but for now he is quiet and reserved and doesn't have much of a fan base and lets be honest we want to post what you want to hear.
Then there's "baby lyssa" dog's daughter shes in her early 20's and well I have a family myself and as innocent as she is...well lets just leave it at that (we love you baby lyssa and we hope you stay so innocent).
Then there's Leland Blane Chapman dogs other son he is 32 years old he has two beautiful sons of his own and is a wonderful father and does all he can for his family and from what we hear he is quite the ladies man and although he turns to his father for most of his issues we figured he would be the best target... two birds with one stone.
We got Leland Blane Chapman....And it turned out to funny and comical mainly because one of his lawyers is a clueless klutz lol.... It will be posted soon as it is still ongoing.
If my lawyers let an issue like that get past them I would have their heads on a platter, I mean come on he spoke to 6 different people with the same name all with variations in the story and who they were with. But I have to say that we have gone up against lawyers many times in the past and we would have ate the chapmans lawyers alive had it not been for the lead lawyer we'll call him mr. hotshot. If your reading this GOOD JOB Mr. Hot Shot.
**We will keep you updated on when that tape is out, at the moment it is still being worked on but it will be soon.**